Dear GOD/GODS and/or anyone else who can HELP ME (e.g. MEMBERS OF SUPER-INTELLIGENT ALIEN CIVILIZATIONS):
The next time I wake up, please change my physical form to that of FINN MCMILLAN formerly of SOUTH NEW BRIGHTON at 8 YEARS OLD (see attached photo) and keep it that way FOREVER.
I am so sick of this chubby Asian man body!
– CHAUL JHIN KIM (a.k.a. A DESPERATE SOUL)